The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 31st, 2018

@oh_pies @tealandpurple we can both be mutually xtrem lait embarrassed forever about this

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@RachaelHasIdeas yeah I think in Canada (?) people were saying “a quarter before ten” as well which sort of threw m… https://t.co/ZyPF3GSJv2

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@oh_pies @tealandpurple fuq you already realised and replied I need a nap sry

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@oh_pies @tealandpurple that’s probably a thing but they were talking about fluid ounces which is at least definitely a thing

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@incanus77 more specifically, I have one of these handy little buggers: https://t.co/lCcwYX0b4F

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@incanus77 I’m heading the wrong way on the I5 from Seattle, but I have one in my bag!

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@ratkins they should have known where younin the first place and checked if they could lock their bike to yours! (???)

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@tealandpurple they keep asking me if I was a “12, 16, or 24” when I order something to drink. “no, just 1 thank you!”

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@janklausa thought you were making some kind of coffee beanie pun

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a bloke just berated me after he asked me for the time. “a quarter to ten? nobody understands that anymore. why did… https://t.co/wjCDmX8zFV

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sort of a bit (A Lot) stoked that @dadthighs are playing a show when I'm passing thru. it will certainly be a time.

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laanlabs You MUST update your iOS 12 beta... there is no escape. pic.twitter.com/ZUv0zANjrY

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@amandalcormier some of it gets a bit deep in detail, but generally Sheldon Brown's site is considered the gospel o… https://t.co/6xuZ4QO5zL

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@oh_pies ha ha thank god it's Friday thought right!!!

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@oh_pies wait you're in the future now, as it's 8am Friday here. is Friday okay?

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@oh_pies do the future visions involve heaters or toes

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@oh_pies wait was this a joke based on typo of physical or are u psychic now and somehow that hurts?

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@jfpoole fun fact: it took 3 tries to write "John" instead of "Josh"

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@rodzajowo have you tried okay sorry sorry sorry

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@janklausa at least with a cop u know what to expect

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@rodzajowo FRUSTRATING. I’m angry on your behalf :(

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@oh_pies wait that’s already a different word

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@tealandpurple full disclosure: I grew a mullet once and dyed it green to be like Captain Planet. don’t take my hai… https://t.co/MzEgu18Ngi

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@rodzajowo how long is little while? that’s sounds xtrem frustrating. doctors, man.

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@acht and men under twenty how much deodorant

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@aelleaelle you might appreciate the German store I found also. such a generic range of products! pic.twitter.com/CkkkTt2JoE

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@mattheworbit Seattle! I’m in Vancouver tomorrow though - come hang out in Whole Foods?

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5pm and 24 stand hours because timezones are fun pic.twitter.com/A79rSw3fNq

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