The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 30th, 2018

@songcarver “you’re typing it wrong” — Steve Jobs

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to songcarver from Seattle, WA

@songcarver I think https://t.co/iEZF1L6FKg parses “Apple event at 3am” from memory. but I think it’s tried to make… https://t.co/bxspIE8VA4

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Seattle, WA

@samuelgoodwin huh, they’ve been tightening belts more and more over the last few years :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to samuelgoodwin from Seattle, WA

I thought a person was wearing a “I might be a juggalo…” slogan shirt, but turns out I misread “muggle”. never been… https://t.co/FezbGPJF8q

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a flight attendant just pulled shoes out of a bag that says “hairdryer” and put them on. the eye contact sure didn’t help

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Berlin, Germany