day 2 of “will there be a new Australian PM when I wake up?†is looking like a resounding yes. just a matter of who it’ll be
@meghafon oof, what did you do? I was happy to let it go (I wasn't very hurt, and my bike survives anything apparen… https://t.co/GSvDLx1ufm
@janklausa none duck with left go imo
@meghafon I got hit in Portland a couple of years ago, and the driver saw the damage and literally yelled "look wha… https://t.co/mIhEEsBGCe
@janklausa google was disappointingly lacking in relevant search results
@janklausa kimchi as sunscreen
@janklausa I 0% believe that you specifically put sunscreen on
I went out this arvo for a ride as a farewell summer kind of thing. I loaded up on sunscreen before I left, and cam… https://t.co/YXYeAb1dQX
Slack is trying to tell me something pic.twitter.com/kFHeLfXW0R
@finicalgal NO
@EthicalVegnLife yeah I just emptied a bag of those
@ratkins haaaaa
@EthicalVegnLife I found the Eat Real lentil chips in a supermarket last week and they're my new addiction :[
@oh_pies """""bullet""""""" points? they're known henceforth as porridge points
@oh_pies I just tried to google image search "porridge stain", "porridge smudge", "porridge smear". fucking food bl… https://t.co/SwYnDy8sW5
@oh_pies photoshop some porridge stains in
RT @JoshButler: Richard Di Natale's speech in the Senate just now was straight fire
"We have kids in a catatonic state because they had gi…
RT @pickledtreats: Is anyone in @Schiphol departures terminal who can help my mom out? Her wallet was lost or stolen and she has no cash. I…
@oh_pies I told you there's a porridge cafe here right? because Dream Job imo
@oh_pies big porridge job application dot doc
@_writehanded_ "let me call a glazier. what's my ph-- oh."
@colincornaby welcome to the club!