The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

March 21st, 2018

vaccines can’t melt steel beams

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Binningup, Western Australia

hey it’s my fifteen year headache anniversary!

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Binningup, Western Australia

@janklausa but it is approximately body temperature degrees outside

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to notjosh from Cottesloe, Perth (WA)

@GeekAndDad I have a 5-port charger block from Anker. I think they do bigger ones? but I swear by their products.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to GeekAndDad from Cottesloe, Perth (WA)

@janklausa it’s not even humid here rly, so it’s not even sweat times. just melt. and sunburn. but also quokkas so

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to janklausa from Cottesloe, Perth (WA)

I like that it's warmer in celsius here in Perth than it is in fahrenheit in Berlin

via Tweetbot for Mac from Balcatta, Perth (WA)

@colincornaby “fine” yeah, but still nowhere near as good. more screen space is a worthwhile compromise

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to colincornaby from Balcatta, Perth (WA)

@amandalcormier fortunately they are not rodents but marsupials! basically weird little fat wallabies

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to amandalcormier from Balcatta, Perth (WA)