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March 30th, 2018

@EthicalVegnLife I don't even know when that season actually is but I'm in

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@EthicalVegnLife next time we hang out!! ALSO I saw a bloke getting around in a niners shirt a couple of days ago.… https://t.co/AQpFW3znuB

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@EthicalVegnLife I'm havin' avo sammiches for dinner. how good would a sandwich-dinner-potluck be?!?

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humidity: 1, open packet of rice crackers: 0

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@ratkins I finally learned how to find south from the southern cross last night too. I had a rough idea for decades… https://t.co/LT1lZwzJd2

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@ratkins oh no I extremely understand that. and then forgetting completely, arriving back, looking up, "holy shit,… https://t.co/tXWHN0ozEj

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@terinjokes I'll start with the stars as a tattoo, then can get my little cousins to connect the dots, so we can ha… https://t.co/zEvIOiVLkE

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@RandiBop arrivals lounge? or shower on board? :P

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@ZuckerBaby oh rad, I can defs even do day-before notice no problem!

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@irldexter heck yeah! any hints on where to find it? on the outside of the station, I assume?

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@ZuckerBaby awesome!! how much notice do you need? cos my plans are a tangled ball of “uhhhhhhh maybe?” so far

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@irldexter not Sydney if I can help it. not in Melbs often enough for my liking, but should be there next week

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@ZuckerBaby wait wrong month on the calendar, dickhead. like the 6th-12th.

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@ZuckerBaby ummm it’s not booked but probably like next Friday until the Monday or so

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@ZuckerBaby yeah! I think it’s a similar jam to what Vöner puts up but I need to find out. for science.

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@ZuckerBaby relaTED: I’ve been away so long I didn’t know what a HSP was??

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@ZuckerBaby ahah, well when I’m in Melbs next week I’ll shout you a lemon lime and bitters and you can educate me

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I should get the big dipper tattooed on my chest to show my patriotism

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I always know I’m ~home~ when I can look up to the night sky and see a fucking saucepan

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@ZuckerBaby I’ll learn from your lesson then :P find a way to knock back the queue of babes begging for me to marry them

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@ZuckerBaby process process process. follow the checklist. that sucks for the actual humans in amongst it tho :(

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@ZuckerBaby yeah! I get some level of them not wanting people to be super flippant, but also? there’s a pretty clea… https://t.co/YFekmldH00

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@ZuckerBaby cool cool, government messing in all sorts of affairs. what the fuck. that sounds extremely unfun thoug… https://t.co/3hJc201s7Y

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@ZuckerBaby prove you lived apart for 12 months? as a starting point? my god this is already stupid

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@ZuckerBaby out of curiosity, what’s the process like? takes forever? infinite documents? meetings?

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@BrittA2211 farrrk I didn’t know he’d been diagnosed. I think I still have him on FB, I’ll drop him a message. thxxxx

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@BrittA2211 which brother? Kieran, Joe, and I think there was another?

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hey, somewhat maybe personal question, but does anyone following me have any experience with cancer treatments in A… https://t.co/nRQbyxSHnU

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@Politepix (in a less-bleak-than-it-sounds way, it’s where I come when I want to remember how insignificant I am. t… https://t.co/3M59HoAkGt

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@Politepix the bonus is, the tide is rolling in. loud and angry, crashing and tumbling

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@RandiBop me, never. “why is everybody so dressed up? it’s an airport ffs”

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@Politepix Twitter won’t let me post a video. crashing waves + sitting, contemplating. humbling and serene.

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RT @julian0liver: Europe:

- 75% decline in flying insect biomass in 27 years

- 80% decline in avian populations in 30 years

- 42% declin…

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@Emmelinecady there is a song I've listened to a lot recently (that you may even enjoy somewhat??? it's not screami… https://t.co/neNuaKzpJT

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I renamed @Emmelinecady in my phone and it’s working out v.welpic.twitter.com/SaQWFxa9B3B3

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@Emmelinecady listen there was some experiments and not all were winners. we got lasagnchos and like 2 perfect falafels ok

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@Emmelinecady I can’t drink piping hot drinks at all but I refuse to add water or turn the kettle off before it’s boiled

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@Emmelinecady is it heresy to ask if you could add a little cold water??

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@Emmelinecady aha my theoretical partner “I made u coffee”
me “???”
my theoretical partner “dammit too much again fuck”

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@Emmelinecady legit not! the simplest things are the most comforting and reassuring and perfect. I hope you get those things soon!!

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@Emmelinecady “what I wouldn’t give to get myself a glass of water and to be able to offer you a glass also”

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@stilgherrian @DDsD it’s kind of unfortunate timing to look like a reaction to FB :( it’s been in the betas for weeks already

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad America is wild???? I legitimately can’t even imagine that as a real thing???????? it’s a… https://t.co/haI57wVQg8

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad I remember reading *something* from I think it was OLPC a few years ago, that giving stud… https://t.co/xPR4Lx8E5j

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad my Air endured small drops way better, simply because there was less mass behind an impac… https://t.co/2Mrk0xoqwU

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad my Air lasted really well despite being thrown around in bags+travel a lot for me. obv no… https://t.co/Q1p4MCxlIk

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