The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

March 10th, 2018

citizen of (equal) 2nd, and permanent resident of 4th. I'm gonna drag down averages in two countries! https://t.co/4jsZNRVPSX

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@janklausa oh shit that even features the nutbush, which I mentioned the other day and you didn't know. shit yeah.

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@janklausa I'm in a hostel room with 5 other people on a Saturday night so I'm not expecting too much tbh

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lots of walking today. not lots of sleep last night. ready to pass out now. pic.twitter.com/NTX6Rkph5o

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@ratkins I can’t renner the last time I tried to use it. I can’t remember it _ever_ actually returning a useful result

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@amandalcormier part of that, I think, is curating the feed? not just like “throw in some cat videos”, but even hav… https://t.co/fAKZYo37ZU

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@earthxsucks watch this, since it’s kind of the same but betteyoutu.be/46ivFpsmEVQzi

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@aprilwensel heya. (mild backstory: chronic pain, long term headache). sometimes on my bad days I’m impatient towar… https://t.co/iFzYPwIHCg

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@a2 my mum worked for the government and was terrified to search for “bath bombs” back in the day

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@EthicalVegnLife heck yeah :D Meggz took me there a couple of years back!

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@ratkins I kind of expected something techy/nerdy

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@EthicalVegnLife hahah are you going back in July then? cos I’m up for that

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@EthicalVegnLife @workingkills @moni_ka_rina yay for new friend!! boo for the slow progress of time

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@EthicalVegnLife re-stating the extremely obvious but she’s my favourite little doofus. @workingkills and… https://t.co/VDFH4nrFqs

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@ratkins oh wow I stumbled on the Hublot store and it’s not at all what I expected

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@ratkins there are some crafty design markets, so it’s not tooooo bad :P

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@ratkins I made a purchase at Marina Bay and I’m not sure if I can respect myself anymore

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@kedaibukumakali also! Moutou was hard to find (not on maps etc) but someone posted this handy dandy video with dir… https://t.co/onn65UGLyj

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@kedaibukumakali aaaaand I just got to rec Moutou to a friend passing through next month. super rad! can’t wait to be back one day

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@dutchhoemafia it’s more just to show you haven’t fucked up. if you sublease < 6 months, it’s probably even less th… https://t.co/BJJfP3wej8

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@ratkins yeah! beats the average tourist track I guess :) I’ll report back

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@ratkins good shit. did you ever go to the Buddhist hell theme park thing?

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@dutchhoemafia raaaad. easy :D couch is always yours if you need/want!

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@dutchhoemafia or, wait, you're moving right?

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@dutchhoemafia let's see if I'm around in June then :P probably in North America late-ish May. early or late June?

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@dutchhoemafia oi are you around Melbs end of the month/early next month?

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@dutchhoemafia I ended up with bluetooth headphones :( tho I'm using cable headphones through most of Asia..don't w… https://t.co/z51fkFOPfl

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@dutchhoemafia ah dang. ubereats custom request? :P

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@dutchhoemafia (I guess none of them needed arrival/departure declarations tho, and didn't really have a customs pr… https://t.co/Jhi9GksF5o

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@dutchhoemafia but uhhhh I dunno, I've passed through immigration in a few countries before just to visit a lounge… https://t.co/qPIHwVPqaK

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@dutchhoemafia is Amazon a thing yet in Australia?

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@dutchhoemafia duty free is behind immigration/customs usually. do you specifically want duty free goods? or just access to the store?

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hostel wifi in Singapore is...pretty okay pic.twitter.com/GcWyIx3Pjs

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@ratkins you lived in SIN yeah? any radvice for someone (me) here for a coupla days?

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@nzJayZee oh no I’m still on the ground. it’s just a short flight :P

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aw heck yeah, @Citymapper works in Singapore. missed u friend.

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@janklausa raw sugar is the only raw dessert I will accept

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can we please use real ingredients and allow cooking for vegan desserts?

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady @leafwork my eyes were above the actual shower head

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@Emmelinecady @leafwork no just brushing up on my feat of awkwardness skills

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@ashfurrow is there a proposal for a Turing emoji yet?

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@Emmelinecady @leafwork mostly I did the ol’ lean back after making my hair/face damp

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@paprikapapaya mostly I just keep a nap but a shower is the best I can manage rn

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@Emmelinecady @leafwork I just had a shower made for short people

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@paprikapapaya valid. fwiw I just showered and feel somewhat more human

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