The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

March 20th, 2018

@dutchhoemafia unless you're making friends with quokkas, you're making the wrong life choices tbh

via Tweetbot for Mac from Balcatta, Perth (WA)

learning about cervical cerclages from my cousin. cable tie for yr cervix! https://t.co/UkYxDH4uSH

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@_writehanded_ no no I’m the one at the top in the green shirt

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to _writehanded_ from North Perth, Perth (WA)

@katherinebailey aces. haven’t nailed plans yet, but I’m at least on the same patch of dirt :P

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to katherinebailey from Fremantle, Perth (WA)

@katherinebailey are you around Melbs somewhere in the next coupla weeks?

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Fremantle, Perth (WA)

@nancycdhill are they the alarms that do sprinklers from the ceiling or nah

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to nancycdhill from Fremantle, Perth (WA)

tangentially related, I’ve been finishing a lot of sentences in my head with “...for some value of ‘home’”

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to notjosh from Perth, Western Australia

it is suddenly weird to realise I don’t have to be carrying my passport with me

via Tweetbot for iΟS from City Beach, Perth (WA)

@GeekAndDad it was just playing it cool for the camera :P besides that, it had been running around my feet between my legs. so cute!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to GeekAndDad from Perth, Western Australia

@oh_pies I guess it’s definitely the Australians that have bigger heads

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to notjosh from Perth, Western Australia

@oh_pies dang :/ I know US ones are extremely different (square shaped???). whatever blame Brexit?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Rottnest Island, Western Australia

@oh_pies aren’t they all following the same standard? I was going to use photos from Germany for my new AU passport :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Rottnest Island, Western Australia

@dotarray around/in town/available any time Friday-Sundayish? haven’t booked yet but I think that’s my plan

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Rottnest Island, Western Australia

@CastIrony I was at a hotel on the weekend that offered an actual mobile phone to guests, with maps/information and… https://t.co/Gxj5Wrb6z0

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Perth, Perth (WA)