@HanneyChris my collection of faces, got it
@HanneyChris ever miss saying (or better: hearing) “my shout�
@_writehanded_ I have a video of him trying to throw left handed so
@HanneyChris what are you, Apple Face ID all of a sudden?
@janklausa @Emmelinecady omg
@janklausa and every other day apparently
my coworker just walked over to me and asked “what’s with the face, man?â€
@nancycdhill celebratory weeping
@steveriggins @jfpoole imagine being able to change you battery tho? what a novelty to take responsibility of
@ekurutepe whoa that’s today? I feel like the day is longer than it was last year. can’t wait for longer days now :D
@janklausa super fave ✨ etc
@ratkins what’s that, darl?
@janklausa yeah I gotta because this will make even less sense to you https://t.co/AmlsiRknvb
@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews I’ve copped so many push notifications. one was enough. the rest are just flogging a tragedy.
@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews ask them for opinions on Apple’s town square or fucking whatever instead, jesus
remember when you couldn’t send links in Twitter DMS?
@messycook just use a smaller plate obv
pop quiz, hotshot pic.twitter.com/p109yAf1C4
@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews I landed the day it the siege the other year back and the coverage was hours of “ok not… https://t.co/DBC0jwU23W
RT @ABigDumbBaby: I dunno how about not just sharing pictures of the carnage it helps absolutely fucking nobody and it’s possible to expres…
@rodzajowo once I showed up as they opened (with an appt for that time), the second person in the door, and STILL waited over an hour