The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 11th, 2017

@tealandpurple @oh_pies controversial question: where does the egg flip go sopHIE?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to tealandpurple from Friedrichshain, Berlin

@lagusta worse is that I can’t drink coffee or nothin’, so I’m d e a d at work today :[

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to lagusta from City Centre, Berlin

@ashfurrow not sure, haven’t paid much attention since we don’t have it over here (afaik?)

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@ashfurrow a year or two back, @n26 released a post/infographic with spending habits of customers

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@ashfurrow it’s better when a bank does it tho. at least the bank didn’t attach implied assault, so that’s a win!

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@oh_pies @tealandpurple nah they go in the fork section because clearly no one gives a shit what goes in there already

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to oh_pies from City Centre, Berlin

@leeeham @Emmelinecady AHA FUCK, THEN @messycook STEPS UP WITH A MESSAGE FROM YESTERDAY FOR THIS: https://t.co/XWilu2GLev

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@leeeham @Emmelinecady (but this was in response to a dude wearing a hat in German saying like “I AM SYMPATHETIC YO… https://t.co/38IvyOgIrm

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@cfsmtbation yeah I know that part, just wasn’t sure if there was something new from today/weekend :[

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@PietSous maybe I peaked at the right time, but it’s the earth’s rotation around the sun that is actually wrong?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to PietSous from City Centre, Berlin

@ChristianKienle chronic pain since forever + being an idiot and not taking care of myself, mostly. just need to re… https://t.co/w7LifggJei

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managed to thread a needle first go on a Monday morning and now have extremely high expectations for the rest of this week to be as simple

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@Emmelinecady and an intimate knowledge of our in-jokes for context? or nah

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Emmelinecady from Treptow, Berlin