The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 5th, 2017

@janklausa @Emmelinecady oh wow fuck. Em has witnessed me draining those windscreen wiper juice like a billion times

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@Emmelinecady if you run out of fluid does the windscreen stop just like brake fluid

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@janklausa I just snapchatted a photo of her with a note to someone but you never check snappers iirc so I never send you any

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@janklausa like, yes, that’s why you need the shirt

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(which equates to approx 0.5 yolos)

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with just a pair of scissors and 10 minutes in front of a mirror, you too can look like this

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((though I just did some hella planking so kind of contemporary yolo also, given my fucking awful core abdominal strength))

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(in the classical sense, of course)

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what is life if not just a series of yolos

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@ashfurrow okay this changes a lot, thx u 4eva

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@mpospese headed over to a German autobahn, or what? :P

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@Beanandgoose hi! your bio seems to imply tasting club is global, but the FAQ (and elsewhere) says it’s available only in Ireland. help?

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@oh_pies he was okay in season 1 at first!! but then they turned him into a total fuckup???? which, fair tbh

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@oh_pies it’s more that I didn’t have any context. but now I have names and characters and attachment

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@oh_pies is that a character in a later season of Gilmore Girls because stop with the spoilers I’m still dealing with Dean’s haircut

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@inconvergent a lot of people complaining on reddit, who mostly all can afford to lose the money?

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