The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 26th, 2017

@nzJayZee sidebar, would not recommend image searching for “mustard nipple”

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@nzJayZee I wanna finance a new hardware chain just so I can have exclusive rights to the hummus sausage sizzle

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@nzJayZee OH MAN a hummus sausage sizzle at Bunnings would be 100000% turbo

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@nzJayZee we all know it’s a hummus tube, Justin

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@nzJayZee oh it was fancy as shit with marinated olives and a clay serving dish but still hummus no matter how you dress it

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@steveriggins I know. but when the bar is that low… :P

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@FedExHelp is there a German FedEx account I can tweet at instead? (I’m not American/in the US)

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@FedExHelp I’m trying to sign up for an account, and I get this screen..but I don’t have any number. how can I ski… https://t.co/olk3J9zWie

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@oh_pies :( sending big hugs, for the tiny bit that’s worth

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@peterbowyer TOO LATE. I’m full of hummus and regret.

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@Emmelinecady what on earth are patient challenges. here’s a doctor challenge: fix me

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