The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 6th, 2017

@unsettleddown actual question: how do I make a YouTube video my wallpaper???

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to unsettleddown from Treptow, Berlin

while Australia is (hopefully???) dispensing basic human rights today, can we extend that to Manus? yeah, cheers.

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@GeekAndDad that…might explain a thing or two. herding tomatoes/herding cats

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@MikeDiBella that line “my day will start tomorrow” has kinda stuck with me forever. I’d totally remember where I’d head it tho

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@janklausa @LisaKennelly tbh it was convenient cos I ended up seeing another friend and Spanish karaoke was involved somehow, I don’t know

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@janklausa @LisaKennelly yeah but I was going to give you money because I asked for them so are they really even gifts at that point?

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@LisaKennelly @janklausa he’ll get sick and bail at the last minute even tHOUGH you have gifts I mean honestly

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current status: yelling at uncooperative tomatoes

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yooo, “Fuck beauty standards and smash patriarchy!” https://t.co/TDqVfiXfZY /cc @leeeham

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@lagusta HEY. just so you know. in case you didn’t realise. you have a knife in your hair, watch out.

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well that’s nice. “Greg Hunt apologises to women with endometriosis and announces action plan” https://t.co/vPTUSGoPrD

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@leeeham turns out it’s a Saves The Day morning????

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@leeeham it’s what I assume people mean when they say it’s Leg Day

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to leeeham from Treptow, Berlin

@leeeham which probably looks suss out of context

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Treptow, Berlin

@leeeham my plan was basically Dad Thighs Wednesday, but it was Dad Thighs Tuesday yesterday so I dunno

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@leeeham dammit I thought that was next Wednesday

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