The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 6th, 2018

@Emmelinecady @oh_pies I listen to cover songs so that’s basically enough. I tried to like TMG before I even knew you tbh

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@danielagquinn @tmobileat in which a customer support agent probably doesn’t have a clue about their technical infrastructure?

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@Emmelinecady aka you accepted we’re just not friends????

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@MsRachyDoodle @CeliaPacquola damn, I decided to skip that show :( I’m not here for long enough

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@mattheworbit yeah if there’s anything to it. but generic dudes are like “huhuh boobs” and it’s gross and ugh

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people swiping through Tinder on public transport won’t ever not be completely fucked

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@EthicalVegnLife got uuuuu a present sort of not really, but let me know when you have an address for more than a minute??

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@ratkins the problem was it being a Vietnamese restaurant. “banh avo”

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@Knog aw thanks, but I’m well outside of the warranty period by now. but that reminds me to drop by while I’m in Oz… https://t.co/afpbZdupjG

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@janklausa if you then you don’t don’t love deserve me at my me at my

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“min eftpos $20” well shit

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@Emmelinecady good thing you’re already dead to me as of what, two days ago??

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@janklausa I booked a 9:45am flight because “gee it’ll be nice to be well rested” and at 5:30am brain said hello so here I am

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady I was in New South Wales but now I’m in a state named after royalty so I’m captain colony today

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@MsRachyDoodle burn ‘em all then pass me the tofu \o/

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@oh_pies I’ve chosen “ride public transport from the airport”

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@_writehanded_ PROFESH. I have so many thoughts and feelings around in this post...it’s almost like we should get a… https://t.co/QZQeff0H5B

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