The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 10th, 2018

I'm pretty bad at sexting but I think this counts pic.twitter.com/RQDIo81urn

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@ZuckerBaby “between the shame and the warts, it’s best we don’t”

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@ZuckerBaby I learned some very important things abroad. just can’t actually speak the fucking language(s).

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@ZuckerBaby it’s old German (and maybe Swedish) that nipple is “breast wart”, and iirc in Swedish, areola = “wart garden”

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@ZuckerBaby look up what “labia” translates as :P

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@ZuckerBaby ahah wow. it is literally “Antibabypille” in German, easy enough to translate :P

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@ZuckerBaby ahah, the German (and Swedish???) word for birth control pills is so good yes

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@jim_healy @CrazyDomains goodness. am I completely cynical for thinking that “69” dollar value for .melbourne is chosen purposefully?

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@Emmelinecady same, I even went for a nap that ended in “wow that wasn’t enough napping, eat shit instead”

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@Emmelinecady hello good morning based on anecdotal data, Tuesday is a tired day

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RT @RareCancers: We're trying to connect patients again, this time patients with Uterine Sarcoma or with T-cell Prolymphocytic Leukemia (T-…

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