@amandalcormier there was a ~vegan~ in Switzerland denied citizenship because she was too annoying trying to get th… https://t.co/hpTPXuAqPM
@pinkemma it's a steel frame fixie with fairly overbuilt wheels...it'll survive basically anything :D
@pinkemma the ol' "oh shit oh fuck where did you come from"
@sito_ add "trump" to the list. it's a good life.
@HanneyChris I was going to get the 200mbps plan but then I realised I'll get used to it and 100mbps would feel slo… https://t.co/2LjRhO8gEw
@HanneyChris left me for dead :f pic.twitter.com/P6tUB4pfEe
@HanneyChris I was so happy to come back to 100mbit and just. that probably says something about me. something very good. I'm sure.
@HanneyChris thank god you're on the NBN ey
@HanneyChris GOD OF CARDBOARD
@jfpoole because motorbikes have pedals too geez (ish)
(since a few people have asked: a "pushy" is a bicycle)
@flickiter the worst casualty that I've found was when I rolled onto my back and it scratched my u-lock on the concrete :P
RT @CastIrony: Last night I was curious if there were any English words whose rot13 counterparts were also English words, so wrote a short…
@flickiter yea, me shoulder is a bit sore, but I'm fine. bike is a steel frame fixie on deep-vs, so it'll survive falling off a cliff :D
I looked up at him expecting tears and a probably blood, but the only noise he was making was ~extreme apologies~
just ate a reasonable amount of shit trying to avoid a kid on a skateboard that rolled out in front of me on my pus… https://t.co/L8969g4DZi
@justMaku 👋
@ratkins messenger is the only reason I keep mine around :f