The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 23rd, 2018

@jfpoole business. but even in economy, you can get to that lounge by being a modesty frequent flyer (tho...flying… https://t.co/uant5J02Ch

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Doha, Qatar

@amandalcormier ok but can she hit the high notes in “jones bbq and foot massage”?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to amandalcormier from Nong Prue, Thailand

@SVPofThings “I beg of u pls he will eat us”

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Nong Prue, Thailand

@LisaKennelly @janklausa when cos I’m back in Europe soon and u kno let’s bee friends for jpeg

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to LisaKennelly from Nong Prue, Thailand

@janklausa “ice only gets in the way of drinking” is a philosophy I very much subscribe to

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to janklausa from Nong Prue, Thailand

@ZazzyV exothermic reactions! sodium acetate! terribly bad ideas!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ZazzyV from Nong Prue, Thailand

RT @Jayne13: History to be made with first Māori and Aboriginal haka https://t.co/IMclZ7DifE

via Tweetbot for Mac

@RandiBop I know, bbq at a foot massage place is just immoral

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to RandiBop from Nong Prue, Thailand

I have this on in the background while paying some bills vine.co/v/eHdz6qdOl66

via Tweetbot for Mac from Nong Prue, Thailand

@ratkins I mean, I'm not allowed into the Qatar lounge because I'm not dressed well enough, so I guess that's proba… https://t.co/y3uXLrc95V

via Tweetbot for Mac from Nong Prue, Thailand

airport lounges are uncomfortable at the best of times, but I’ve never been literally all alone in one beforpic.twitter.com/mR5qJh7urxrx

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Nong Prue, Thailand

@oh_pies me, im ok just a bit sweaty gross and what’s the word disgusting yeah cool

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Lumphini, Thailand

this being singular instead of plural makes it kind of terrifying pic.twitter.com/ngPwmAnDRK

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Lumphini, Thailand

@janklausa @Emmelinecady nah it’s different when it’s to send to someone for a reason??? I think?????? at least in my head

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to janklausa from Vadhana, Thailand