The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 29th, 2018

@Emmelinecady my biography is not a sci-fi novel thx u very much

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@Emmelinecady for know. one day you won't be private and then all the Tinder babes will find it and my life is ruiNED

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@Emmelinecady (or maybe I just trust you not to betray me like that??????????????)

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@Emmelinecady for some reason I didn't even see it coming? at all? I'm getting rusty

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@Emmelinecady I mean I guess I really did deserve that huh

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@leafwork aha, it's only a problem at airport security u kno

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@Emmelinecady sorry I don't understand, what cat face???????????????????????????????????????

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@leafwork you can play with it in class or while waiting for a bus

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@leafwork a portable snake game called "Pocket Snake" coughcough

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad last trip back to Oz, I saw more artificial lawns than I've ever seen before

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I'm going to start a band called General Existential Malaise with @Emmelinecady and our rehearsals will just consist of us sighing heavily

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@ZazzyV jesus I just read his timeline and he's...extremely doubling down on his position. dozens of (maybe 100+?) replies. christ.

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@ZazzyV I'm literally about to eat a maple cookie (the first in.........years) so

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@ZazzyV DID U KNO your car runs on FOSSIL FUELS which is DEAD DINOSAURS ur not vegan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ZazzyV hooooly shit fuck wow vegans are completely fucked

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@nzJayZee I was told a lot about horizon zero dawn today and it sounds Good

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@aprilwensel 🎉 & happy birthday (?!) 🎁🎂

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Wednesday marks the 15th anniversary of the release of The Lizzie McGuire Movie. I've got my plans, and now you do too <3

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